Tuesday, June 21, 2016

Turd in the pool

Bill Maher always says to his religious friends, "If a pool had even one turd in it, would you jump in?"

My answer: "No, I'd wait for you to get out."

Cha-dunk, crash!!


Tuesday, June 14, 2016

Google celebrates Flag Day 2016

Liberal #1:  What the hell is with Google, not putting up a doodle for Flag Day?
Liberal #2:  Oh, go whine to your butt buddies at Fox News, you redneck Walker, Texas Ranger binge-watching cretin.
Liberal #1:  You know, maybe we should put some of our energy into fighting our enemies.
Liberal #2:  Walker fan says what?

                                                                Above: American flag